Cinderella meme
Jul. 6th, 2007 10:18 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
rajSomeone posted a link to a create-your-own Cinderella story meme-thing as per the NYC opera, so I gave it a go. The results, as I'm sure you'll agree, were very serious, dramatic, and moving.
JEAN HAVOC was treated very badly by DARTH VADOR. HANNIBAL LECTER and DR. ZHIVAGO, Made to do many chores around the house with no time to rest, JEAN HAVOC seeks refuge in his/her own little STRIP JOINT, where he daydreams of a better life. Meanwhile, the King and Queen are preparing for a(n) BUSTY EAST EUROPEAN FERTILITY RITUAL they are giving in order to find a wife for their son, the guest of honor. ROY MUSTANG wonders when he will find true love, and the King assures ROY MUSTANG that lasting love will come one day.
On the night of the EAST EUROPEAN FERTILITY RITUAL, JEAN HAVOC fantasizes about attending. JEAN HAVOC is teased for harboring impossible dreams of attending the special EAST EUROPEAN FERTILITY RITUAL. JEAN HAVOC is miraculously provided with a beautiful JOCKSTRAP and super fast FEET by OPTIMUS PRIME. Warned that this magic will last only until midnight, JEAN HAVOC leaves for the EAST EUROPEAN FERTILITY RITUAL. OPTIMUS PRIME tells JEAN HAVOC that dreams can indeed come true.
At the EAST EUROPEAN FERTILITY RITUAL, ROY MUSTANG invites a mysterious stranger (actually JEAN HAVOC in his JOCKSTRAP ) to SPOOGE. JEAN HAVOC and ROY MUSTANG SPOOGE all night long. HANNIBAL LECTER and DR. ZHIVAGO glare and spitefully criticize ROY MUSTANG's choice of partners. JEAN HAVOC, and ROY MUSTANG marvel that they have fallen in love after knowing each other for less than EXACTLY ONE SECOND. As midnight is about to strike, JEAN HAVOC , flees, leaving only a(n) WASP-SHAPED FLIP FLOP behind.
The next day, JEAN HAVOC, MERRILY recalls the EAST EUROPEAN FERTILITY RITUAL to DARTH VADOR and HANNIBAL LECTER and DR. ZHIVAGO. HANNIBAL LECTER and DR. ZHIVAGO , believing that JEAN HAVOC can only be imagining the EAST EUROPEAN FERTILITY RITUAL, marvel at his accuracy. A(n) NOSE FLUTE announces the arrival of ROY MUSTANG, who, armed with the WASP-SHAPED FLIP FLOP, has begun to search far and wide for his mysterious love. DARTH VADOR orders JEAN HAVOC, out of the house so that he won't ruin HANNIBAL LECTER and DR. ZHIVAGO's chances with ROY MUSTANG. To the delight of JEAN HAVOC and ROY MUSTANG, magic once again provides assistance, and ROY MUSTANG recognizes JEAN HAVOC, He places the WASP-SHAPED FLIP FLOP on his COCK and, lo and behold, it fits. JEAN HAVOC, and ROY MUSTANG are DRUNKENLY united and live happily ever after.
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I was most amused by the fact that Dr. Zhivago was Jean's evil stepsister.
JEAN HAVOC was treated very badly by DARTH VADOR. HANNIBAL LECTER and DR. ZHIVAGO, Made to do many chores around the house with no time to rest, JEAN HAVOC seeks refuge in his/her own little STRIP JOINT, where he daydreams of a better life. Meanwhile, the King and Queen are preparing for a(n) BUSTY EAST EUROPEAN FERTILITY RITUAL they are giving in order to find a wife for their son, the guest of honor. ROY MUSTANG wonders when he will find true love, and the King assures ROY MUSTANG that lasting love will come one day.
On the night of the EAST EUROPEAN FERTILITY RITUAL, JEAN HAVOC fantasizes about attending. JEAN HAVOC is teased for harboring impossible dreams of attending the special EAST EUROPEAN FERTILITY RITUAL. JEAN HAVOC is miraculously provided with a beautiful JOCKSTRAP and super fast FEET by OPTIMUS PRIME. Warned that this magic will last only until midnight, JEAN HAVOC leaves for the EAST EUROPEAN FERTILITY RITUAL. OPTIMUS PRIME tells JEAN HAVOC that dreams can indeed come true.
At the EAST EUROPEAN FERTILITY RITUAL, ROY MUSTANG invites a mysterious stranger (actually JEAN HAVOC in his JOCKSTRAP ) to SPOOGE. JEAN HAVOC and ROY MUSTANG SPOOGE all night long. HANNIBAL LECTER and DR. ZHIVAGO glare and spitefully criticize ROY MUSTANG's choice of partners. JEAN HAVOC, and ROY MUSTANG marvel that they have fallen in love after knowing each other for less than EXACTLY ONE SECOND. As midnight is about to strike, JEAN HAVOC , flees, leaving only a(n) WASP-SHAPED FLIP FLOP behind.
The next day, JEAN HAVOC, MERRILY recalls the EAST EUROPEAN FERTILITY RITUAL to DARTH VADOR and HANNIBAL LECTER and DR. ZHIVAGO. HANNIBAL LECTER and DR. ZHIVAGO , believing that JEAN HAVOC can only be imagining the EAST EUROPEAN FERTILITY RITUAL, marvel at his accuracy. A(n) NOSE FLUTE announces the arrival of ROY MUSTANG, who, armed with the WASP-SHAPED FLIP FLOP, has begun to search far and wide for his mysterious love. DARTH VADOR orders JEAN HAVOC, out of the house so that he won't ruin HANNIBAL LECTER and DR. ZHIVAGO's chances with ROY MUSTANG. To the delight of JEAN HAVOC and ROY MUSTANG, magic once again provides assistance, and ROY MUSTANG recognizes JEAN HAVOC, He places the WASP-SHAPED FLIP FLOP on his COCK and, lo and behold, it fits. JEAN HAVOC, and ROY MUSTANG are DRUNKENLY united and live happily ever after.
I was most amused by the fact that Dr. Zhivago was Jean's evil stepsister.
